I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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