He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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