I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Two words: nipple clamps
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