Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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