As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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