maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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