I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Randomize
