I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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