But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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