David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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