We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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