I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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