Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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