You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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