I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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