Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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