Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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