He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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