Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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