Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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