just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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