i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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