Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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