fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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