i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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