i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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