Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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