My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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