you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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