How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part