Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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