sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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