Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just want to make out with him forever
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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