the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Fuck appropriateness.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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