I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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