Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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