so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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