We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
so much tequila, so little girl.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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