Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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