i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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