It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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