Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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