Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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