I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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