Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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