I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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