I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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