you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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