Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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