i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
well you can't waste a boner
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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