i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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