They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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