I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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