your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize