I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My Sexting was not on an AP level
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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