obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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