my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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