ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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