I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I lost the right to judge tonight
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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